After the Bulls inspired performance last night, it's hard not to wonder about the mental state of Chicago's own, Derrick Rose. Almost everyone wants him to come back and give this beaten up bulls team new life. I am of the thinking that he probably won't and shouldn't come back this season. Can we really throw him out there into a playoff series and expect greatness? The expectations would be ultra high, but that is nothing new for Derrick. He has accepted that since day one as a bull. He has openly talked about the pressure of being in Jordan's shadow and Chicago needing someone to propel them out of it. It still remains impossible to tell if Derrick is even contemplating a comeback at this point. I am not going to try and speculate what exactly he is thinking, but I will paint a picture which i believe vividly portrays the purgatory that Rose is sitting in right now.
Being a 90's baby, I grew up on Disney movies. Now while I mostly prefer DCOM (Disney Channel Original Movies for those noobs out there), I did watch my fair share of them that were actually in theaters. So lets get a feel for the plot of this documentary the Bulls are currently filming: We have a star who was on the rise and ready to take his place at the top. Then he had a traumatic event happen in his life and has fallen into a funk, leaving his own family behind. Meanwhile, someone has taken his throne and will continue to govern (much to the malign of everyone else), until Derrick returns. This ringing any bells? That's right, Derrick Rose is Jonathan Taylor Thomas, aka Simba from the Lion King.
Now some might think is a stretch, but I have a solid cast who fits the characters to a tee:
- Simba: Derrick Rose - This one seems pretty obvious. Derrick's mental state is currently in limbo. Physically he is ready to come back to the heard, but is not mentally prepared to face that yet. Meanwhile, his team is struggling without his leadership. He is also getting some interesting advice from his new closest friends.
- Timon and Pumba: BJ Armstrong (agent) and Reggie Rose (brother) - Don't get me wrong, I am one of the biggest fans of of Hakuna Matata. The video is an absolute classic and the message is something I love to live by. While Derrick doesn't exactly have no worries, the advice he is receiving from Reggie and BJ are essentially stopping him from progressing. Thus abandoning his team in a time of need.
- Scar: Lebron James - One of Disney's most hated antagonists and an NBA players almost every fan would love to see lose. There is seemingly no stop to Lebron/Scar's reign unless the rightful King returns to battle. Surely Lebron didn't kill anyone on his way to the top like Scar though right? I believe comparisons can be made to Lebron's exit from Cleveland and the scene where Scar kills Mufasa. Scar/Lebron essentially leaving Mufasa/Cleveland hanging by a thread and taunting him just before he lets them go.
- Rafiki: Nate Robinson - Rafiki was always a little off the wall and Nate Rob definitely fits that bill. Hell, the guy is the most enthusiastic bench cheerleader ever. I also believe somewhere inside Nate there is a little ninja. Both the attributes are seen when Rafiki is battling the helpless hyenas. So much emotion and some skillz to boot.
- Hyena (Whoopi Golderg): Chris Bosh - While Bosh most resembles a raptor, I lost respect for him in the Heat's Harlem Shake video. Mario Chalmers aptly dressed up as Mario, while Bosh did not follow suit and dress as Yoshi. Thus, he needs a new animal if he doesn't want to embrace a ridiculously cool dinosaur. I don't care what he actually sounds like, he will always have a high pitched voice and cackle for a laugh to me. Also the dreads Bosh use to rock in Toronto were extremely similar to the mop Whoopi has on her head.
- Zazu: Carlos Boozer - Could it really be anyone else? Someone had to be the annoying bird and Booz fits the character well when he yells ridiculous phrases on court.
- Nala: ???? - The part of Nala is a mystery to me. Who actually tells Derrick that he needs to come back, but he doesn't listen? The fans maybe? I can't do that to Nala. I hold her in very high regard. For example, I contend that she would be the hottest Disney princess if she was in human form.
- Mufasa: Joakim Noah - This was the toughest character to cast. On another day I might say Mufasa has to be Michael Jordan. The greatest leader of his time, Rose/Simba living in his shadow and trying to overcome it. Noah does have a main of hair that rivals Mufasa's though, he just chooses to keep it in a stringy bun. More importantly, Noah's performance on Monday night could be the sign Derrick is looking for. Simba/Rose was staring into the stars, looking for inspiration, when Mufasa provides Simba with exactly the right advice for Rose. Simba asks, "How can I go back? I am not who I used to be", Mufasa calmly answers "Remember who you are, the one true king."
BOOM! That settles it. Rose will come back, defeat Lebron and get Chicago back to the promise land. That would be one hell of a season for the Bulls, Hollywood couldn't even make that stuff up... oh wait. Now I have at least successfully distracted you from wondering what Rose will actually do. Hopefully you enjoyed the long winded analogy and got to relive some of your childhood.









